||[Jul. 13th, 2006|02:23 pm]
So here it is… it’s coming, and it might be big. Another rant, another one, a good one. Why is it so good you ask me? Well, I’ll tell you fucking why, because I don’t understand why I bothered asking a question, it is hardly like someone is going to jump out of my desk drawer at work and say “Hey, I know why! And I’ll tell you!” Whatever. It’s going to be fucking good, because I’m angry. I’m bloody fucking pissed. |
I hate you Pee Wee Herman. I fucking said it alright? Now, I know this, THIS (of all the goddamned things I have bitched about in the past) this is really going to get people all upset like, and acting like fucking cunt maggots. Yeah that makes a whole lot of sense. Anyways, I fucking hate P.W.H. (that’s what I will call him, because his name is gay. And as Raquel and I have discussed there are some major differences in the way the word gay is used. I don’t mean his name is homosexual in the perfectly acceptable way, I mean his name is awkward teenage boys in the shower and unsure of what to do, so they go home and cry because the world doesn’t understand them sort of gay. In fact, to clarify, I will spell it the cool way, the way all the fucking cool kids spell it, and I will say that P.W.H.’s name, is ghey.
I know, for the love of baked fucking beans that I will not be the first or last to point out the obvious, but the number one thing that I find wrong with this character is the fact that every pore of his being screams “I like to throw it in little kids’ butt holes!” Yeah, I bet you do you fucking arse bandit, have fun with that, I hope you are nice enough to use lube, I’m sure you can have some of your deranged furniture spit on your dick a little before sticking it up their rashers.
What spawns this rant? Adult Swim, Adult fucking Swim is bringing this show back. Why? Why, you know what they say, hatred comes from fear, and by god I am absolutely terrified of P.W.H. I do not want to be bent over a big blue chair and anally molested by gobshite so he can blow his nasty nutcustard all over me and Globey and whoever else is in that stupid house. All that show is, ALL THAT SHOW IS, is a pedophile’s bad acid trip. Remember that. I hate P.W.H.
I don’t care if Paul Reubens was caught masturbating in a porno house, this isn’t about Paul Reubens, this is about…I don’t know. I don’t know, but that show is scary.